What a load of crap, would be shocked if this so called "journalist" was a Daily Fail reject

It's pretty offensive but it proves he/she isn't good at their "profession" hence why they are writing for a site I have never heard of before.
Offensive sh*t but at least the girls' lives aren't hitting rock bottom like this poor sod's

Nicola has been busily attempting to create a make-up range specifically for girls whose skin starts to bubble and ooze the very minute they come in contact with the sun.
I actually found this part really offensive, not just to the girls but to everyday people that are pale, like me.

My skin, and many other people's skin, might "bubble" in warm weather but at least we have better stuff to do with our lives than offend other people
